NANCY PELOSI INCLUDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

In a parallel universe where political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with enjoyment and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty techniques, identified herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. It all started innocently enough, using a plan working day in Washington, D.C., but small did Pelos